Top 5
// September 8th, 2009 // Top 5's
Sometimes I think of how many famous crappy actors there are and it just drives me nuts. So to celebrate that, a new top 5. This top 5 only consists of actors who’s first profession was acting. This is what they got famous doing, believe it or not. So it excludes people like Chuck Norris, JCVD, and Steven Seagal. Although they weren’t necessarily famous, their original profession wasn’t acting. You know what to do with the comments section.
Top 5 Worst Actors
1. Keanu Reeves- (Whoa, I can’t believe I’m number one. Whoa.)
2- Matthew McConaughey- (Man, that really hurts my horrible fake tans feelings…)
3- Channing Tatum- (Sup dawg, I’m insulted. I will crack yo punk ass tha next time I see you dawg.)
4- Paul Walker- (Whatever! I’m the best actor since Vin Diesel!)
5- Mark Wahlberg- (Doesn’t anybody care what happened to the bees?)
5b- Hayden Christensen- (I suck at acting)
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Haha! I agree with all of those!!
I liked Mark Wahlberg in I heart huckabees.
Mark Wahlberg is good in I heart huckabees and the departed, but that’s it. Other than that he sucks. Just watch the happening. You’ll see.
I’ll throw in my token “watch Shattered Glass” comment everyone knew was coming, but otherwise agree.
In fact, I wouldn’t even call acting their profession. I think the technical term for what these guys do is “remaining photogenic and uttering catch phrases in deep voices”.
I really love those beef commercials Mr. McConaughey does on the radio. They are awesome. In fact, they are so awesome, that now they have that other stupid blond guy with the big ugly crooked nose doing oil change commercials. Idiots.
whatever happened to the 6 degrees thing?