Grading Ben Affleck
// June 15th, 2009 // Gradebook
Other than the incredibly ugly wank that plays Edward in that one vampire movie, the name escapes me, who has the absolute largest head in the world? Who is the most overrated actor in Hollywood? And by overrated I mean the fact that he gets any acting jobs at all. That’s right, it’s the wonderfully bad Ben Affleck. This guy does a much better job behind the camera than he does in front of it. After all, Gone Baby Gone was good stuff. Ben, leave the acting up to your brother. Remember, his oscar was for “writing,” not acting.
<——- Look at the size of that head!
| MOVIES | POINTS | PTS POSSIBLE | PERFORMANCE |
| 200 Cigarettes | 2 | 5 | |
| Armageddon | 2 | 5 | |
| Boiler Room | 2 | 5 | |
| Changing Lanes | 2 | 5 | |
| Chasing Amy | 5 | 5 | -5 |
| Clerks 2 | 1 | 5 | -5 |
| Daredevil | 1 | 5 | -5 |
| Dazed and Confused | 3 | 5 | |
| Dogma | 2.5 | 5 | |
| Forces of Nature | 2.5 | 5 | |
| Gigli | 1 | 5 | -5 |
| Good Will Hunting | 5 | 5 | |
| He’s Just Not That Into You | 3 | 5 | |
| Hollywoodland | 4 | 5 | |
| Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 2.5 | 5 | -5 |
| Jersey Girl | 1 | 5 | -5 |
| Mallrats | 5 | 5 | -5 |
| Paycheck | 2 | 5 | |
| Pearl Harbor | 1 | 5 | |
| Phantoms | 1 | 5 | -5 |
| Reindeer Games | 2 | 5 | |
| Shakespeare in Love | 5 | 5 | |
| Sum of All Fears | 2 | 5 | |
| Likeability | 0 | 50 | |
| Talent | 10 | 50 | |
| Performance | 10 | 50 | |
| Oscars | 0 |
Total: 77.5/265
Percentage: 29%
Final Grade: F
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Yes, bighead Affleck deserves a big, fat F. I really dislike this guy.
His hate-ability served him well in Dazed and Confused.