// November 29th, 2009 // No Comments » // Jesse, Random Movie Musings
by Jesse
I have another horror movie-induced post for you!
I have a theory about horror movies that, so far, has proved to be completely, 100% accurate. I haven’t seen every horror movie, obviously, so maybe one day I’ll watch a movie that will shatter my theory. I hope not, it’s really good.
My theory is this: the people who appear in horror movies as the victims are ALWAYS people who have survived and are recovering from an intense tragedy in their lives. They have survived something horrible and they are struggling to move on when suddenly, they are being terrorized by psycho killers, ghosties, insanity, etc. Don’t believe me? I have examples.
The Haunting in Connecticut
This movie is about the Campbell family. Sara, the mom, is desperately trying to keep her family together as her husband, Peter, struggles with alcoholism and the increasing financial demands of their son, Matt’s, cancer. They move to upstate Connecticut to be closer to a cancer clinic, despite the second mortgage it incurs. Soon, as they are being terrorized by evil entities, they discover that the house has a horrible and evil history.
The Last House on the Left
Still recovering from the loss of their son, John and Emma Collingwood take their daughter, Mari, to their vacation home, “the last house on the left” for some much-needed relaxation. When Mari heads into town to visit a friend, the two girls find themselves in a horrible situation. They are kidnapped by an escaped murderer and his family. Mari’s friend, Paige, is stabbed to death in the woods. Mari is raped and shot and left for dead. Then, the fugitives find their way up to “the last house on the left” where John and Emma give them shelter for the night, not knowing what the strangers have done to their daughter. When they find out, there is a battle to the death between the two families.
Prom Night
Donna was a normal teenager until one of her teachers, Richard Fenton, became obsessed with her. Her parents got him fired but he continued to stalk her. One night, Fenton, comes into the house and kills Donna’s father, brother, and finally, her mother right in front of her. For the past three years, Donna has been trying to live a normal life. On Prom night, Fenton escapes prison and comes after her and everyone close to her again.
The Unborn
Casey Beldon was supposed to have a twin brother, but he died in the womb. She begins suffering from horrible dreams of a little boy with blue eyes. The spirit of her unborn brother is haunting her, trying to take over her body and make it into the world of the living, and terrorizing all her friends and family.
The Uninvited
The main character Anna lost her ill mother in a fire, tried to commit suicide, and has been living in a mental hospital. She returns home, hopefully to start her life over, and instead has to contend with her unsupportive father, her new evil stepmother, and ghosts haunting her house.
Orphan
I saved this movie for last because it epitomizes my theory to the fullest extent. This movie is about the Coleman family. Mother, Kate, and father, John, are trying to rebuild their relationship after extreme tragedies. Yes, plural. John had an affair 10 years ago that Kate is still trying to forgive him for. Kate is a recovering alcoholic, in therapy, and she struggles with it everyday. Because of Kate’s alcoholism, she lost her job, her daughter Maxine almost died in a drowning accident, and she miscarried her other daughter, Jessica. Because of the drowning accident, Maxine is now deaf and dumb. This couple decides that they are ready to add another child to siblings Maxine and Daniel. They find a charming girl named Esther at the orphanage and immediately fall in love with her. Soon, though, Esther is manipulating and terrorizing the family. She gets Maxine, Daniel, and Kate out of the way so she can seduce John. When he refuses her, she goes on a murdering rampage.
Okay, so, I’m sure this theory doesn’t apply to every horror movie ever made…I’m not challenging anyone to try and prove me wrong. All I’m saying is, next time you watch a horror movie, keep my theory in mind and I promise, more times than not, you will see it in play.